Jesus may be the 'Reason
for the Season' but I'm fairly certain that Christmas lights were invented by Satan.
Last Friday morning I
began the daunting task of putting our Christmas tree together.
Yes, I have an artificial
tree because, in theory, it's more efficient to just leave the
lights on tree every year when I store it away and then the next year
all I have to do is plug it in and throw on some ornaments.
In theory.
It's never actually
happened that way in the 16 years that I've had this tree but after
an entire year you sort of forget the bad parts.
Kind of like child birth.
Anyway, after 4 burned out
strands, a trip to CVS (where they wanted $13 for a box of lights)
and then Target (where I got them for $3 a box), a few colorful
words, multiple hand and arm scratches, 1 crated dog, lots of
barking, 10 cable ties, several hours of wondering,
'Is it too early
in the day for peppermint schnapps?', and partridge in a pear
tree...
I finished putting lights on my tree.
I painstakingly decorated
the tree, placing each ornament delicately and symmetrically on by
size, shape and color until it was balanced beautifully and finished.
I even got all of the
storage boxes put back in the attic and my house cleaned and ready
for a visit from my cousin and her family on Saturday.
I was feeling pretty good
about myself Friday night.
And all day Saturday.
And yesterday morning
while I sat next to my lit up tree enjoying a cup of coffee.
I left the living room
briefly to grab my camera so I could take a few pictures of my tree
to share.
My back was turned for
maybe 15 seconds and when I turned around, I was struck with HORROR!
AN ENTIRE SECTION RIGHT
SMACK IN THE MIDDLE WAS OUT!
My heart broke a tiny bit
along with a large chunk of my Christmas spirit.
I had no intention of
replacing the evil strand of lights that had obviously been sabotaged
by Satan and his pestiferous light-killing elves.
Our tree would simply sit
there until December 26th in all its unlit stripe-ed-y
ugliness and suffer like the rest of us.
But that was yesterday.
Today, I remembered that
it's not about me and my 'light plight.'
It's about my kids and
their joy when they walk in the front door after school and see the
tree that has been there every Christmas of their lives, warmly lit
up and full of ornaments they have helped collect over the years,
welcoming them home each day of this magical season.
My kids about 10 Christmases ago |
My kids last Christmas |
I guess I know what I'm doing this week.
À la vie et à
l'amour
-Cortney
If you need one strand of 100 in white I have one. Let me know.
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